"Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My god, do you learn."
reasons you should frick me:
- my hair is really soft and it’ll feel nice balled up in your fist when you take me from behind
if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes
The best feeling in the world is kissing someone for the first time when you’ve really wanted to kiss them for a long time.
*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell
'wear something casual'
me: *shows up wearing dior f/w 2003 giant lilac fur coat and margiela bejeweled mask*
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card